135382

Joke of the Day

"Two Breasts Two 80-year-old breasts are in a sweater with no bra. One says to the other, ""If we don't start getting some support for our cause, people will think we're nuts!"""

"What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? Lets make salat"

"What do you call a thug Australian mammal? a gang-aroo"

"This unicorn sitting next to me is saying that I took too many Vicodin."

"Hermione decided to spice up her life after realizing she was a basic witch. (Sorry, That's it)"

"Thanks for the Christmas card featuring the ultrasound photo. Here's one of my family gathered around an MRI of my knee."

"What do you call the entrance to a brothel? Hodor"

"Why does everyone love Plato? Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates"

"Government confiscated all the syrup from a syrup factory. Owner of the factory says, ""Why do you need all this syrup?"" The government worker says: ""That's mollasified."""

"Back on the Canadian side of the border now. Thank God. That is the longest period of time I've ever gone without riding a moose."