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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arfur ! Arfur who ? Arfur got !"
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"Step 1 to help stop a baby choking Take your dick out its mouth"
"How do you know when you're turning 40? When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh"
"I dropped my phone in my porridge this morning, It took a while to sink in."
"Why don't witches wear panties? Because they need to grip the broom!"
"What's an ig? A snow house with no dumper. ^I'm ^so ^sorry. ^Deleting ^my ^account."
"I only eat in two situations: when I'm hungry and when I'm not hungry"
"I wanted to major in marine biology but those guys get pretty upset when you follow them into the latrine with a tape measure."
"Don't take me camping because if I see a bear, I will hug that bear."
"Life's like a box of chocolates. If you're fat, it doesn't last long."