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Joke of the Day
"I dropped my phone in my porridge this morning, It took a while to sink in."
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"Get ready for a corny joke! ***What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?*** Life is a maze."
"Where would men be without women? The Garden of Eden"
"What's the male equivalent of a feminist? A sexist."
"I've always wondered what it was like to have a stalker... So I guess I'll ask the guy hiding in my closet."
"What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia? I'm Snowden!"
"What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy? There's a vas deferens."
"Vote for trump Orange is the new black"
"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate."
"I scream, you scream, we all scream... The ice cream man kidnapped us; please send help."