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Joke of the Day

"Girlfriend and I placed a bet to see who was better at Super Smash Bros for the N64 I beat her so badly! I do wish we had a chance to actually play a race before I had to take her to the hospital..."

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"what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ""see you next month!"""
"The original E*TRADE baby, Jaden Mills, died in an electrical fire 2 years ago."
"[Dinosaur Rap Battle] We're gonna win this for sure! ""Wait, what kind of dinosaurs are we again?"" WE'RE RAPTORS! Jesus Christ Owen"
"Love means never having to say you're sorry. Wait, I confused ""love"" with ""being white, middle-class, and male."""
"Are one-liners accepted? I immediately stopped telling people I was xenophobic when I realized it doesn't mean ""afraid of xenomorphs""."
"What did Liberace die from? Botulism. Bad meat in the can."
"What is the name of a taxi service for bears? Ubear."
"If cars where fueled by bullshit most of your tanks would always be full."
"What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common? The cold never bothered them anyway......"