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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Bill O'Reilly? Ass seen on TV."
Next Joke
"You're like cheese I laugh when I cut you! Edit: First post on Reddit? Why not start with a cheesy joke?"
"What is a computer virus? A terminal illness."
"C3PO and R2D2 walk into a bar... Then the bartender goes ""HEY!!! We don't serve YOUR KIND HERE!!!"" C3PO asks: ""Why because we're droids,"" Bartender: ""NO!!! 'Cause It's AN OUTLET BAR!!!"""
"What do you call a spider that's had a sex change? A trantula."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter escaped the chambers."
"Going to keep letting animals bite me until I get super powers."
"What does a death row inmate get after their last meal? Their just desserts."
"In hell all the ball pits are filled with legos."
"My homemade bread turned out very well, kneadless to say."