139772
Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale."
Next Joke
"How does Santa make new baby reindeer? In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen."
"For some reason I always cry during sex. I'm starting to think it might be the pepper spray."
"Girls think I'm ugly, until they find out how much money I make... ...then they think I'm ugly and poor."
"FINALS TIP: Create a reward system to help you study. For example, if you spend 1 hour studying, reward yourself with 72 hours of Netflix."
"Even today this is still the best one I know Obama got elected twice."
"How does a skeleton call her friends? On a telebone."
"What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading? He gives it an F5"
"Knock Knock, Who's there Jesus, Jesus who, You haven't heard the good word of the Lord, I have some wonderful pamphlets to show you to the ways of God"
"What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen? Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out..."