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Joke of the Day
"I once went to an all you can eat bakery in France. It was a painful experience."
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"Meltdowns are what happens when you compartmentalize your thoughts, but forget to label them."
"As a kid, I used to think $5,000 was a lot of money. But now that I'm an adult, I think it's a tremendous amount of money."
"When my wife pisses me off, I get on her Pinterest and pin lots of mediocre shit, like cupcakes that just look like cupcakes."
"First Guy: ""How many vampires showed up to the garlic eating competition today?"" ... ... ..... Second Guy: ""I don't know, it was countless."""
"What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature? Luke warm. ^^im ^^sorry"
"What do you call a murderer who pours their mike before the cereal? A cereal killer!"
"Canon to release new camera, the Canon 80D. Sadly it can't focus."
"2-year-old: Dad? Me: What? 2: Are chickens real? Me: 2: Me: No one knows."
"This is a terrible week for Thanksgiving This time, Turkey is doing the roasting ijusthadtoimsosorry"