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Joke of the Day
"Why wont Apple ever make a car? Because it can't have windows in it!!!!"
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"What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut? ""I Apollo-gize"""
"Jared Fogle's career ending the same way it started.... Trying to get into smaller pants"
"The best DVD feature is when the audio is so quiet during dialogue I have to crank the volume then in action scenes its so loud my pets die."
"Arguing with your parents is like trying to explain how to download music from iTunes to a plant."
"did you hear about the time they strapped a Timex watch on an old, flea-bitten dog to see what would happen? The watch kept ticking, the ticks kept watching."
"I tried to tell my son the joke about the donkey eating corn. He said he didn't want to hear another corny ass joke out of me."
"Has anyone else noticed that the symbol ""&"" looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?"
"I only read 1 line jokes on reddit"
"I'm sorry this birthday cake suffered a severe accident where my hand fell into it and a chunk of it filled my mouth."