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Joke of the Day
"Miss Universe pageant will be awesome when the sluts from other planets finally decide to show up."
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"What makes you sweat during the summer? A sweater."
"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday."
"What's the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates"
"I asked a friend of mine who cheats on his spouse how he sleeps at night. He responded ""With your wife, John"""
"Me: Why am I still single? Brain: You're weird as shit. Body:You're fat. Face:You're pretty ugly. Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you."
"What kind of educational background do you need to have to work at the gas station that directs teens to their deaths in a horror movie?"
"What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache."
"What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for? Around Thevenin the morning"
"What is the poor part of Italy called? The spaghetto"