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Joke of the Day
"How do you find white shirts on the Internet? Use a starch engine."
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"What did the number 0 say to 8. Nice belt."
"Yo momma's so mean she has no standard deviation"
"Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes? Because at 69 they blow a rod."
"why do people carry umbrellas? because umbrellas cant walk. (ba dum tsss) i suck at jokes :(((("
"The hardest part of getting a girls phone number is working up the courage to go through her trash and get it."
"How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle."
"I put a ruler under my bed every night... so that I can measure how long I slept for"
"I have to say the best part about being over 30 is how short and easy hangovers get. Haha, kidding, it's 7PM and I'm actively hoping to die."
"When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07"