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Joke of the Day
"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He orders a beer."
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"'I'm sorry' and 'my bad' are frequently used interchangeably... ... but never at a funeral."
"Two antennas got married The wedding wasn't great but the reception was amazing!"
"What is stephen Hawking's favorite food? His shoulder."
"I ran into my ex the other day... Then I put the car in reverse and backed into her again."
"What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet? [removed]"
"one man six horses. a man was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him. The doctor described his condition as stable."
"A little poetry never killed anybody. But haiku keeps trying."
"*opens camera app on phone* *35 cats scurry under the couch*"
"Money may not buy you happiness, but it does buy you all the sh1t you want!"