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Joke of the Day
"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He orders a beer."
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"Someone told me that I looked familiar. So I asked them if they watched porn."
"How does a butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty"
"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler. Oh no. Wait.. He drove a Honda. But he didn't like talking about it. John 12:49 : > For I did not speak of my own Accord."
"If I were Russian I'd be Vladimir Poopin"
"How long does it take for a black woman to take out the trash? 9 months."
"Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken."
"When answering a Craigslist ad, clarify the meaning of ""XXX fun"" up front or else you could end up playing Nintendo with a large woman."
"Student begins reading poem, teacher interrupts ""No this is Creative WRITHING class"" Other student squirms around on floor ""Very good Todd"""
"Fuck, marry, kill? Your sibling. Your mom. Your dad. Fuck all of them"