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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do? Ennwii"
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"""Mommy, mommy! Can I lick the bowl?"" ""No, flush it like everyone else"""
"I like my coffee just like I like my slaves... Free"
"Baby needs a costume? Wrap it in tin foil. Baked potato. Next question."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip-off :)"
"100% of the people that talk sh!t about your life, have sh!ttier lives than you."
"When the doctor told me that he had fitted a thermostat instead of a pacemaker, I was livid. It made my blood boil."
"I fell off a forty foot ladder today.... lucky I was on the bottom rung."
"What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste."
"What does a black man do after sex? (somewhat racist) 15 to Life!"