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Joke of the Day

"My fathers wife bought a ""Christian cookbook"" I didn't even know they had different recipes, I've been eating sin all along."

"What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature? OK"

"A solid way to make your waiter's head explode is to order a grilled cheese with no bread."

"Someone asked me what the sound of one hand clapping was so I slapped his face."

"9 out of 10 men prefer large breasts. The other man prefers the 9 men."

"Rene Angelil passed away recently, long time manager and husband of Celine Dion. At the funeral a devastated Celine sobbed ""It's ok , my heart will go on"""

"I may not know much about a lot of things, but this fact I'm sure of: A smoke detector battery will never go dead during the day."

"Girl just asked me to talk dirty so I described the space behind my fridge."

"I thought about opening up a cemetery... but it seems like it would be a large undertaking."

"Spelling error to avoid: ""Biden"" is the name of the Vice President, ""bidet"" is your butt-washer."