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Joke of the Day
"What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature? OK"
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"I used to think I was trapped inside a woman's body Then I was born"
"What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of? Vampliers"
"My friends bakery had burned down yesterday Now his business is toast."
"Hair Disorders by Dan Druff"
"O. J. Simpson When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them? ""Go axe your mother."""
"COP: ""Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"" ME: ""It was way easier than solving a murder?"""
"My dad always warned me about anal. He said ""Son, this is going to hurt."""
"7 yo son asked how Grandpa got lung cancer. I said, ""Well, he quit a long time ago, but for many many years, Grandpa played Minecraft."""
"What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork."