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Joke of the Day
"What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde? Nobody would know"
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"You and a friend Jack go horse back riding. Jack is short and cannot get off his Horse. Would You help Jack Off His Horse!!??"
"Would the person who has been writing my horoscope please lighten up."
"Cows How does a farmer count cows? On a cowculater :D:D (ya its crap)"
"What did the Giant say to the cripple? Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!"
"Haegel, Nietzsche and Aristotle walk into a bar... Why?"
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over ? Me: You wanted to watch me lick my ice cream cone ? Cop: Just go please"
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogy in it!"
"Did you hear about the guy who gave Jesus bad directions? He went to hell, but at least he turned a prophet!"
"What do you call a group of people from Idaho? Deydahoes."