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Joke of the Day

"TEACHER: Its report card day Timmy TIMMY: I'm scared to look. TEACHER: Don't worry. It's all B's lol *opens it & gets engulfed by bees*"

"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would to if ur name was arrghhvjvjvkkrhvy"

"What's the difference between a coyote and a flea? One howls on the prairie; the other prowls on the hairy."

"When I met you I was completely blown away because the wind was ridiculous."

"This could be the Alcohol talking but.... OMG you guys! The ALCOHOL is TALKING!"

"Pore jew:( What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven."

"A man takes his shoe off in church... Man 1: *takes off shoe and starts peering inside of it* Man 2: ""What the problem?"" Man 1: *Sighs* "" I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole """

"In case you were wondering, Taco Bell offers free wi-fi. Don't bother asking for the password, because it's totally ""Cornhole Explosion""."

"Only a fraction of you will understand this*. *There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator."

"""I'm so over you."" - A blanket."