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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm? Beets by Dre"
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"What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers? I can't remember."
"Why cant clinton stand straight? Because she is Crooked."
"What's a white supremacist's favourite fast food restaurant? KKKFC"
"9/11 jokes They're just too plane"
"What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants? Denim, Denim, Denim"
"What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear? A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy."
"Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do"
"There are two kinds of people in this world... Those that can extrapolate from an incomplete statement,"
"What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese."