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Joke of the Day

"What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants? Denim, Denim, Denim"

"I heard women love a man in uniform. Can't wait to start working at McDonalds."

"Why does Noddy have a bell on top of his hat? Because he's a dickhead."

"Im tired of the movies, I miss the Transformers cartoon. That's when Optimus was in his prime"

"*hires a group of teenage girls to giggle every time you walk by*"

"My New Year's Resolution 1920x1080"

"Epilepsy is a real problem, you shouldn't make light of it. Or rather, you shouldn't make light then dark then light at a rapid pace of it."

"I think the bigger issue with our country is that Paula Deen even had that many endorsements to lose in the 1st place."

"Odds are there is someone who is your ""Facebook Friend"" that you absolutely cannot stand and the only reason you keep them on your list is to watch their slow untimely demise."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? A: [Sound effect - - gagging noises]"