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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a muslim sex-doll & a christian sex-doll? The muslim sex-doll blows ITSELF up."

"What's the difference between Lamar Odom and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and reuse it."

"What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !"

"What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant? In'n'Out Burger"

"I still don't understand how to avoid clickbait... Neither do you"

"""I sure hope Pitbull and Nicky Minaj do an album together!"" - said no one ever."

"A teacher was fired for not letting kids out at the end of the day unless they gave her fresh coffee. It was grounds for dismissal."

"[pun] I wanted to be a personal trainer... But I was too scrawny and had to hand in my too weak notice. (Credits to Adrian, badass Chef)"

"What's the world's most dangerous city? Electricity"

"What do you get when you set a dog's tail on fire? Hopefully arrested you sick fuck... also a Dash-hound"