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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a muslim sex-doll & a christian sex-doll? The muslim sex-doll blows ITSELF up."

"Definition: Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures"

"The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa."

"It's so cute how fish just can't contain their excitement when you cuddle them."

"The only thing standing between me and greatness, is millions of people who are more talented and want it more."

"I don't understand how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living."

"Did you guys hear about that Egyptian con-artist? Turns out he was running a pyramid scheme all along."

"An alcoholic wakes up in jail He asks the first police officer he sees ""why am I here?"" the officer replies ""for drinking"" The man replies ""great, when do we start?"""

"What's the difference between OP and Fed-Ex?"

"What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common? They both like a tight seal."