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Joke of the Day

"ZERSETZUNG funny because America is not east germany? not even mad. grateful for unexpected opportunity to defend constitution."

"I went on a date with a girl called simile... But I don't know what I metaphor."

"You're so fake... Even China denied they made you"

"What's the difference between a canoe and a Jew? Canoes tip."

"What do you call a hooker that was shot by a sniper? 360 hoscope"

"In every teen body-swap film there's that moment where they look in the mirror & are shocked to see an adult. That's my morning routine now."

"I want to visit Antarctica some day... It's such a chilled out place and the people there are really cool."

"I like my coffee like I like my woman. Cold and bitter."

"Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad."

"Knock-knock joke told to me by a 7 year old kid: Knock-knock Who's there? Doris Doris who? Doris locked that's why I'm knocking!"