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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a canoe and a Jew? Canoes tip."

"I want a polka band at my funeral. I'm the one who's dead, let 'em suffer."

"If I wanted a president, who had never touched a vagina... ...I would've voted Jeb!"

"Me: How are you doing? Is our date starting to feel a bit awkward? Her: Yeah, a little... Me: I was talking to my mom! Mom: No, I'm fine."

"Context is Everything The irony."

"What do you call an Indian man standing on one leg? Balan Singh."

"The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail is driving a Ferrari."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"

"Why do the Chinese remember more then everyone else All their memories are in wide screen."

"Are you looking forward to the Olympics? I am, they're going to be dope."