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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hooker that was shot by a sniper? 360 hoscope"
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"Arteries have a special place in my heart"
"Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic."
"I've been diagnosed with kleptomania... when it gets really bad, I have to take something."
"If you really want to get to know someone, start arguing with them."
"What's worse than beating a dead horse? Shooting a live gorilla"
"Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance: the five stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning."
"""Can you believe that after all that shit they're still together?"" Who? ""My buttcheeks."""
"So a neutron walks into a bar... and asks the bartender how much a beer costs and the bartender says, ""For you? No charge."""
"The masseuse asked if I wanted her to finish me, I said yes & then she ripped my spine out & said ""Flawless Victory!"""