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Joke of the Day
"Police Officer: How high are you? Drug addict: No officer, it's Hi how are you?"
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"What did the Asian guy say about all the recent celebrity deaths? They're dropping like Freys!"
"At what point does the dentist stop giving you toothbrushes? Dude, I'm forty. I have one."
"To celebrate Star Wars we baked some ""Wookie Cookies"". They were a little on the Chewy side."
"A joke walks into a bar... Bartender says woah! I've never *meta* joke before"
"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is a mouthful."
"[2 Years into Cosmetology School] Me:[applying perfect contours] When are we gonna start learning about space?"
"What fruit can't get married? CANTELOPE"
"I could tell you a Chemistry joke .....but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction"
"The first rule of fight club is don't hit hard I'm very sensitive"