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Joke of the Day
"A joke walks into a bar... Bartender says woah! I've never *meta* joke before"
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"A joke for the cerebral...What do you call it when a bunch of crows agree to meet later? Premeditated murder."
"how to beat an egg: - literally pick any game you want, they dont even have hands"
"What's Forrest Gump's password to reddit? 1jennay1"
"The presidential race between Hillary and Trump reminds me of the first AVP movie. Whoever wins, we lose."
"Real girls have curves. A real girl is just one long, continuous curve. Do not date girl unless she is a parabola."
"What do you call a black man who flies airplanes? A pilot, you fucking racist."
"ACTORS: It's easy to appear blind. Look near but never at someone when you talk to them, and if anyone says ""Did you see that?"" say ""Nope""."
"Me at a wine tasting: *swirls glass* *sniffs* *sips slowly* *stares off into the distance* ...Ah, yes. This is in fact wine."
"What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit? Durian durian! im sorry"