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Joke of the Day
"The first rule of fight club is don't hit hard I'm very sensitive"
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"Whichever way you cut it, it's always a piece of cake Title"
"Knock, knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? My damn foot's stuck in door! Open up!"
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"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a spoon. Sit there and don't stir."
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