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Joke of the Day

"The neighbor's wife is gonna be so happy when she sees how much yardwork he got done today. -I think, laying out in a bikini in my backyard"

"Tattoos are a nice way to forever honor loved ones, like family members who have passed away, or skulls with bat wings that have passed away"

"Salads don't kill people. People who eat salads kill people."

"A summary of all Jewish holidays: They tried to kill us. We won. Lets eat."

"What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate? Brown-chichen-Brown-cow"

"I thought about going vegetarian but I knew I could not handle a missed steak like that."

"Wanna hear a joke? Psych"

"Comic Sans is like if Guy Fieri were a font."

"What's the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls out"

"I have a long distance relationship with an anorexic girl. Lately I've been seeing less and less of her."