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Joke of the Day
"I love being a mosquito... People always clap when I'm around!"
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"Did you hear about the Anorexic Jedi? She had to be force fed."
"What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water? I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard."
"I told my wife I lost 10 lbs in one hour ""No way. That's impossible!"" she said. ""Trust me,"" I said, ""I have no idea where our baby is."""
"I was recently asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""Through a window"" is not the correct answer! thanks user/TheLuckyBarkeep"
"Synchronized diving would be far more interesting without the pool."
"I'm so out of shape Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me"
"[accidentally calls teacher ""mom""] MY BRAIN: shit, play it cool. say something. ME: what's for dinner tonight BRAIN: what"
"What's the Syrian girl doing on the swing? Pissing off the sniper"
"I bought some shoes off a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"