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Joke of the Day

"Life is like toilet paper... you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."

"What is the definition of ""indefinitely""? When your balls slap your girlfriend's ass, you know you're in definitely."

"Scary Story Told In Only 6 Words Your search history google is PUBLIC !!!"

"Why did the snail drink beer? To come out of its shell!"

"At the Last Supper... [At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* ""This is my body!"" *Jesus raises wine* ""And this is my blood!"" *Pulls out 9 of Clubs* ""And this is your card"" *Apostles go nuts*"

"My Past, Present and Future walked into a bar. It was tense."

"I can't believe I didn't get an Oscar nomination for my performance in, ""No, I never got your text!"""

"My friend's WoW character couldn't go forward anymore. You'll never guess what he said !? "" wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"""

"If there's a ""Mr."" in front of your cat's name you're going to die alone."

"What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke!"