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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke!"
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"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. [Credit Jack Handy, I believe]"
"What's the difference between Doctor Who and Facebook? When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason."
"Jihadi John Guess he's Jihadi gone now"
"My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances. Well she's in for a shock."
"Never let your children play in an orchestra. Too much sax and violins. * Credit to maxwell bot."
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One - they are quite efficient and not very funny."
"If you are telekinetic, raise my hand."
"Two men walk into a bar The third ducks. LOL"
"What is DNA's favourite clothing? Jeans!"