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"I lost a leg to a guy named Amir... God damn, he's good at playing darts."
"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Tennessee."
"What kind of operating system do horses use? None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter."
"I went to a military history exhibit at a museum in Little Italy. I saw a cool old German submarine. I walked up to a guy and said, ""Hey, is that a U-boat?"" He said, ""No, it's-a the museum's!"""
"Walk up in the club like ""THIS IS MY JAM"" handing out small jars of my homemade raspberry preserves"
"What does a sick billionaire say? ""I feel like a million bucks"""
"What did the cat cough up when it was sick? Meowcus"
"Me: Liar, liar, pants on fire! Nose as long as a telephone wire! Daughter: A telephone WHAT? Me: Wire. Daughter: That doesn't make sense."
"Did you hear about the new sprinklers from Australia? They're Aussielating."