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"What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire? How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)"
"What is better to be taken, than to be given? A shit"
"What does Tom Cruise have in common with gay porn stars? All their best work is behind them"
"Why did President Kennedy never get drunk? He wasn't very good at taking shots."
"What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender? I'd like a Corona, please."
"Dead Babies What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke?"
"How did Portland, Oregon protest Trump's wall? They blocked streets with a human wall"
"First Guy: ""How many vampires showed up to the garlic eating competition today?"" ... ... ..... Second Guy: ""I don't know, it was countless."""
"If Hillary and Donald Trump are on a boat together and it crashes, who survives? America."