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Joke of the Day

"My friend's WoW character couldn't go forward anymore. You'll never guess what he said !? "" wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"""

"Why are dogs always SENSITIVE? ------------ Because they have tears in their eyes"

"Why didn't JFK ever like vodka? Because he couldn't handle a few shots"

"House is clean. Time to sell the children and move."

"Me: C'mon. Dog: No. Me: Let's go. Dog: No. Me: Please? Dog: YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!? Me: It's just rain. Dog: I already pooped in your shoe."

"Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25"

"TRUMP: if elected i'll build a protective wall. I'll call it the great wall *advisor whispers in his ear* i'll call it the really great wall"

"""Chest, chest, chest and chest, chest and chest"" - T-Rex singing ""Head, shoulders, knees and toes""."

"Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan? Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them."

"What do you call the area between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley"