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Joke of the Day

"How Do You Embarrass An Archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from"

"I hate circles. They're pointless."

"I once bought an e. e. cummings poem collection.. It was the worst game of Mad Libs ever."

"Hey girl, are you an F5 key? Cause that ass is refreshing."

"If you are willing to jump off a bridge, because your wife cheated on you... ...just remember it is a pair of horns, and not a pair of wings."

"My wife said that I'm a lousy lover... How can she know that after only two minutes?"

"After years of commercials, I still have no idea what a Go Daddy is"

"I often wish that gravity was a more selective force regarding who it kept on this planet."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot. Knock knock. Who's there? *The chicken.*"

"What's in a name? Mainly, letters that make sounds."