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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot. Knock knock. Who's there? *The chicken.*"
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"If you're going to carry on a cell phone conversation in the men's room you can count on me to make HORRIBLE noises and flush every two seconds."
"What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major? My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder..."
"What do you call a swiss priest? A Holy Cheese!"
"What would Kim Jong Un call his children? His young'uns"
"What percentage of the zombies are just chasing you down to tell you they're vegan?"
"[1st date] date: ...you said you had abs me: [squints] everyone has abdominal muscles, Susan"
"What does a rich guy from Israel wear? Jewelry."
"I wish I had half the determination and persistence of Adobe reader updater."
"Dear boyfriend, i can make ur girlfriend scream louder than u can. Sincerely, spiders"