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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot. Knock knock. Who's there? *The chicken.*"
Next Joke
"Dinner at robots family Mum, dad and little robot. Little robot asks his mom - What we'll have for dinner today. Mom replies: SCREW."
"On your first day as a new parent, walk up to your baby and cry louder than it to assert your dominance."
"In To A Bar. A priest, a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. he orders a drink"
"Why did the janitor file for a divorce? He found his wife sweeping with someone else."
"This guy in an overcoat walks up to two old nuns on a bench and opens up his coat to reveal he's completely naked underneath. One of the nuns has a stroke. The other one couldn't reach"
"Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream? He was hit by a buss"
"What did the Jewish sun celebrate when he came of age? His star-mitzvah. (Forgive me)"
"why should you never iron a four-leaf clover? Because you shouldn't press your luck."
"Knock Knock..."