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Joke of the Day
"My wife said that I'm a lousy lover... How can she know that after only two minutes?"
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"Smart White Boy OPTIONAL (text)"
"a thing I like about Nintendo is it's often possible to enjoy one of their games in its entirety without murdering anybody"
"I just saw a woman outside sitting alone on a bench and staring at nothing and it made me so sad. I wonder what happened to her phone?"
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