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Joke of the Day
"My wife said that I'm a lousy lover... How can she know that after only two minutes?"
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"There was a fight in the Fish and Chip shop the other day The fish got *battered* and the chip got *a-salted*."
"Why can't Vader find a steady relationship? He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places"
"Why do people say ""get well soon""? Why don't you want me to get well now?"
"The Miami Dolphins...."
"I hold the U.S. indoor record for waiting in the house until my neighbors go back inside."
"The only thing worse than having a small penis... Is having small arms."
"It's impossible to embarrass me because once the door opens on you while you're pooping on an amtrak train, you become untouchable"
"[someone kicks a dumpster out of anger] ME (from inside): Who is it?"
"What do you call a huge pile of cats? A Meow-tain!"