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Joke of the Day

"Why do French tanks have review mirrors? Because they want to see the front line too"

"The worst part of quitting drinking is how few excuses you have for your behavior"

"My brother is deaf and watches porn I turned the volume to max in his pc"

"It's been reported that Beyonce gets paid $100,000 just to sit in the front row at a fashion show. Meanwhile, her sister, Solange, is getting paid that amount by Jay-Z to take the stairs."

"Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%. - It's called wedding cake."

"What does a prostitute have in common with Sting? They both stop sucking when The Police are around."

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? It was two tired."

"What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust? A cow can't be milked for 70 years."

"Did you know? Statistically, six out of seven Dwarves aren't happy."

"The golf joke What's the best part about golf? It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail."