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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is too short to be an essay!"
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"""If you love something, set it free..."" Unless it's a man... Cause he'll get lost... And you know he won't ask for directions..."
"Dear Shirtless Guy in his Profile Pic, You REALLY want to impress girls? Get a job & pose in front of your cubicle."
"What do you call a typo on a tombstone A grave mistake."
"I Set my alarm clock to 9:11. So I would ""never forget"""
"I want to take my dream girl on a traction engine ride Things will get steamy pretty quickly."
"They say there are plenty of fish in the sea But until I catch one, I'm stuck here waiting holding my rod."
"Too many people complain about their looks, but not nearly enough complain about their brains."
"Everybody thinks ""The Social Network"" is the best movie about forming a new startup, but they are wrong. The best movie is ""Ghostbusters""."
"Making the Least of Life by Minnie Mumm"