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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is too short to be an essay!"
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"I want my tombstone to read: Don't feel too bad, he really liked sleeping"
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick."
"What do you call someone who majors in geology and astronomy A rockstar"
"What has 10 letters and starts with gas? An automobile"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a Warehouse."
"Coworker: crazy weather we're having Me: [as loud as possible] SHARON FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL NOT KILL YOUR HUSBAND FOR A BAG OF REDVINES"
"what's black and white and altogether catchy? Ebony and ivory."
"I told my boss that I'm quitting my job to become a comedian. He said, ""You can't be serious."" I said, ""I know."""
"What's the worst part of being bipolar? The fact you love it."