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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley asked for my Disney films the other day. I said, you can have Cars and Toy Story, but I'm never gonna give you Up."

"Life is like a box of chocolates... It doesn't last long for fat people."

"What's black and white and being milked tonight? Michael brown's death"

"Why Chinese vet never hungry? Dog have rice."

"What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!"

"What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?..... You can slick her hair back and make her look 6."

"what has 150 legs and 7 teeth? the front row to a Willie Nelson concert"

"Mosses did not parted the Red Sea. Chuck Norris did. The Bible got confused because Mosses and Chuck Norris sound so much alike."

"Did you hear about the circumcision Rabbi's wallet? When you rub it for a few minutes, it becomes a suitcase."

"UKIP's Policies"