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Joke of the Day
"How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan? He was de-lighted"
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"Whats the difference between dawn and dusk? d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out."
"So America won gold for shooting in the Olympics. No suprise there."
"What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."
"Everyone always thinks I'm gay... Even my boyfriend."
"As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field. It's in my jeans."
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"Just burned 2000 calories That's the last time I'll leave brownies in the oven while I nap"