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Joke of the Day
"How many seconds are there in a day in Africa? Seconds? They barely get firsts!"
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"My favorite kind of math is adding insult to injury."
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"Just burnt my Hawaiian pizza... Guess I should've put it on aloha temperature."
"I figure I must be Bi-sexual. I have sex twice a year."
"What is another name for Santa's elves? Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone."
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"I had a pretty confused childhood because I thought obituaries are actually advertisements selling dead people."
"Hey, redditors of Cuba ...oh, my bad."