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Joke of the Day
"What does the day of election and Taco Tuesday have in common? So much shit is going down today."
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"To all sluts !! Please regulate your whoremones !!"
"You know what the best thing is about being a narcissist? Me."
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"If you put on BBC news and told me it was Downton Abbey, I'd watch for like 20 min before I asked ""For real, tho?"""
"If she's ""one-in-million"" there's 1,344 of her in China."
"Don't walk around the city at night with a lot of bread in your pocket. You might get rolled."