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Joke of the Day

"Dating black girls is the best When you go over to their house, you never have to worry about meeting their dads"

"Why did Hank Hill join an S&M club? He heard they were Pro-Pain."

"So a local photographer started seeing a chemist from out of town... I heard their relationship was developing quite nicely."

"After my ex and I broke up, I was in a really bad place (Florida)"

"Ever turn the radio right to your favorite song as it's beginning? It almost makes up for the fact that everyone you love will die sometime."

"Hippies say the darndest things... What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job? Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)"

"Did you hear the one about the blind ship captain? He couldn't sea anything."

"What did the chicken say before laying an egg? Yahoo. There goes my baby."

"Was JFK born in USA? Doubtful, he sounds Kennedyan!"

"I love how we all talk about The Last Supper painting & nobody mentions that all 13 of those guys were sitting on the same side of the booth"