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Joke of the Day

"Dating black girls is the best When you go over to their house, you never have to worry about meeting their dads"

"She sent me a text saying she wearing something special for me... but every time I ask her what, she says ~ Nothing."

"Funny, those Baby Einstein videos don't mention anything about how he fled Baby Europe to escape the Baby Nazis."

"What is a difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne actually comes on a boys face after he turns 12"

"Today I had an allergic reaction to a peanut... **This title contains content from FINE BROTHERS ENTERTAINMENT who has it blocked on copyright grounds.**"

"Son dad joke Grandpa - you should try this. It's out of this world Son - sorry grandpa I don't like food from space. He's 8"

"Dear Idiot: It's HOMEOpath, not HOMOpath. Homopath is like a crazy gay dude."

"I do have a joke about circumcision, but I'll need to cut it short."

"What did Little Red Riding Hoods boyfriend say when he was asked about their sex life? It's all good in the Hood!"

"I was going to buy a drawbridge But apparently they're let downs."