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Joke of the Day
"Isn't the smell of defeat... ...the smell of de socks?"
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"I think I might be a nihilist... not that it matters..."
"Rolls down car window. Throws caution to the wind. Spends an hour cleaning caution off the side of the car."
"What's Elon Musk's favorite band? The Cult."
"Did you hear about that hole in the wall of the strip club? The police are looking into it."
"How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn? 'Allo-cate"
"You dig ,I dig, she dig, he dig, we dig, they dig. It's not a great poem but it's very deep."
"Why would anybody ask me anything when google exists?"
"Schools are giving kids a bad influence nowadays..... When they go into the real world they'll be expecting free handouts."
"Why wasn't Euro Disney popular? Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered."