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Joke of the Day
"There should be a.... Women's rights music group called Feminem."
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"A thousand millibar go into a bar... ..."
"Drug test Employer- we need to take your drug test to see if there are any drugs in your urine Employee- I'll pass, you won't check my nose right?"
"What does a pirate say when he turns 80? Aye Matey. might be a repost sorry if it is!"
"How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool? ""Allahu Akhbarrrr"""
"When life hands you melons, you know you're dyslexic."
"""I think we should stab other people."" - Masochists breaking up"
"Do hesitant people order sparagus?"
"Notice how women didn't complain when they did an all-male version of Sex & The City called Entourage."
"How to be happier: 1. Exercise 2. Lift weight 3. When you've become stronger due to those exercises, smack the person who made you unhappy."