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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Atheist fail algebra? He didn't believe in higher powers."
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"Eventually, the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphics."
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"Give a man a fish Feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, feed him for the rest of his life."
"Why does America have so many boasting Republicans? Because it needs some bragging rights."
"Marriage Law ! If you marry one girl, She will fight with you ! If you marry more, They will fight for you !"
"I never understood why people get buried in suits. When I die bury me in my PJ's. If I'm gonna be sleeping that long I wanna be comfortable."
"Instead of a DING DONG sound, I wish my doorbell would explain to the person how much I don't want to get off the couch."
"What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA."
"Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU? Because there is no Turkey"