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Joke of the Day

"I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my doctor calls them, symptoms."

"How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice & dump in a can of peas. When the bear comes to take a pea, ya kick him in the ice-hole."

"None of my boyfriends even know they're dating me."

"A lawyer, a tax-man and a murderer jump off a cliff in a race to the bottom. who wins? society"

"I have an inferiority complex,,,,,, but it isn't a very good one."

"19 and 20 had a fight. 21."

"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"I'm training to be a sniper in the Communist Revolutionary Forces... ... I'll be the designated Marxman!"

"I was really missing school But I collected myself, took a few deep breaths, focused, reloaded my gun, and started nailing the little bastards."

"Part two of 'Dinner for One' revealed! Title is ""Dinner for two: Revenge of the tiger."""