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Joke of the Day

"""Actually, I'll have you know I have a degree in liberal arts"" ""That's great ma'am, but I ordered fries with my meal"""

"Why do you never tease a fat girl with lisp? Because she's thick and tired of it."

"What do you call an artist with a brown finger? A Pickassho"

"What sex position makes ugly babies? Ask your parents"

"The answer is ""preludes"" Name something Bill Cosby gives to nuns."

"Want to hear a joke? My username."

"I lost my job at the hospital today for sexual assault.... It's not my fault that they put up a sign that said, 'stroke patients downstairs'."

"I've watched three episodes of ""I Shouldn't Be Alive"" tonight, adding ""outdoor enthusiast and survival expert"" to my online dating profile."

"If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?"

"Alway be nice to anyone that has full unhindered access to your toothbrush."