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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy? all of them."
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"What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards? A Czech Republic"
"I want to give a shout out to liver thanks buddy for keeping all those bad influences out of my life"
"Did you hear about the guy who was sent to prison for poor grammar? His cellmate put his semi in his colon."
"How do you call a prison inmate? With a cell phone."
"What is it? -What is it? -It's a ticket to the cinema -But why is it so small? -You place it under your tongue and wait for the movie."
"What is hairy and between your grandma's nipples? Her vagina"
"So a blind man walked into a bar.. It really hurt"
"Why is being in the military like a blow-job? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. "
"What's a mole's favourite fruit? An Avagadro."