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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy? all of them."
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"3 guys walk into a bar... ... the fourth one ducks."
"When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5? Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak"
"So I told a deaf guy... ""Stop me if you've heard this one..."""
"Trying to stop my mate to stop using TV remote It's a bit of a joke to piss my mate off. :D apologies if this is a wrong subreddit."
"There's a man with two penises? That's nothing, I once knew a guy with FIVE penises... ...and his pants fit like a glove."
"Reception Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding sucked! But, the reception was AWESOME!"
"What does cows say when they want someone to move? Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve..........."
"In this day and age, the closest most of us will get to finding happiness is free wifi and an economy-sized tub of Nutella."
"""Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons? It's just air!"" Exactly ""What?"" It's inflation ""I hate you"""