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Joke of the Day
"What type of carpet do you put in an igloo? Burr-burr"
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"What do you call a smart plumber? A wisecrack."
"love Boyfreind "" Honey, your chest is so flat, but your hole is sooo tight"" girlfreind "" Get off my back!"""
"What is the difference between your wife and your job? 5 years later your job will still suck."
"What do you call the stage a ladybug goes through before it becomes an adult? Pupa-ty. ^^**ba-dum* ^^*psh**"
"If Betty White killed someone, I wouldn't turn her in."
"As founder and CEO of YOLO Guaranteed, my first product launch will be fishnet parachutes."
"If stray cats are free, why is Chinese food so expensive?"
"Dear cast of The Simpsons, Why is it that the Asian characters are white and the white characters are yellow? Sincerely, confused."
"Hahaha you're killing me. ~Me to this cigarette."