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"What's the difference between Trump and Dave Who the hell is Trump?"
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"Mary had a little lamb... and the midwife passed out."
"I bought a book on capitalism... but then returned it because some of the letters were in lower-case."
"What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him"
"What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal? A Robin Williams."
"What do you call martial arts for cows? Mooey Thai."
"""Let's name it something that people will automatically connect with movies."" - Not the guys who started Fandango."
"""Voop voop voop voop voop voop voop voop voop."" -corduroys"
"Remember that guy that told us that he had no asshole? I think he's full of shit."
"What was Hitler's favourite song? Knocking on ovens door"