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Joke of the Day
"A man was asked if he was Indecisive He couldn't make up his mind."
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"So I was talking to a feminist the other day... The trial is next week"
"What's green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table"
"What's the most awkward moment for Jesus during sex? When they scream his fathers name."
"A salmon is swimming up a river. It hits a wall. Dam."
"I realized today why some people spend their lives looking for bigfoot. He doesn't exist."
"People who say ""Money doesn't grow on trees"" don't understand the paper making process."
"Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them."
"Women are like tornadoes... They moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."
"I was going to right down a joke about espousal abuse... But my hand was too sore"